I happened to receive a text today while I was in the bathroom...all the smart boys and girls should already know where this is going...I was standing over the toilet with one free hand, so I decided to check the text.
So, I checked the text. It was a text from Stephen in which he informed me that there was $7.00 in charges on the phone bill from me calling information. He asked that I text this new number and that I'd get numbers for free...he also hoped I was having "gr8" day.
As I was pondering the text and seriously considering getting a Pocket phone on my own and patting myself on the back for taking such good care of this current phone, I heard a splash...and I thought:
Wait a minute, why the splash, I'm standing over the toilet not sitting on it. And then, I realized I was no longer holding the phone...and there it was, in the toilet bowl...staring back at me and asking "Why, Roman? Why?"
I pulled it out, rinsed it off, sanitized it with hand sanitizer, and dried it out as best as I could and now it's sitting on the sunny spot on my desk...however, it's still unresponsive...a vegetable if you will.
I'm at a loss as to what to do.
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