Playing Catch Up...

I haven't written in an while but I'll try and give a quick run down because I'm too distracted right now to try and put more than a few paragraphs together...

Here goes: I'm dating three guys (now two, more on that later). I drank a whole lot this week and weekend at the new gay Irish pub called Sparky's...lovin' it!!! Finally hit pay dirt with the electrician and boy was it worth the wait. Hubba Hubba. Oh, and he makes fucking bad ass fried chicken...that's hot in my book. If he makes good biscuits, I may bottom.

I had a great time at M's birthday bash with the lunch crew and I met one of M's boyfriend's friends "Afghanistan Contractor" who I secretly hope (and suspect) is bisexual or gay. He suggested that we need to get together soon and get really drunk...I agreed wholeheartedly. He also said that in Afghanistan I'd be called "Beautiful Man"...he told me the Afghani word for it but it escapes me. Overall, I had a great time and laughed my ass off. Boy do I love hanging out with those biatchas....

Saturday I went to a new place here in town called Bin555 for a birthday for one my friends. It was amazing and surprisingly reasonable. Had a great time, ended up at Sparky's again, and finished the night off dancing my booty off with Twing 1 at HEAT. OH, and one of the guy's at the dinner is friends with my ex....AWKWARD. After a while he talked to me and everything seemed okay. Then, my very close friend of several years, MK, looked at me and then looked at my ex's friend and said "We need to get together and talk."

He's coming over tomorrow for dinner. I wonder what he wanted to dish about.

And, today I met my brother at the Greyhound station. He texted me this morning and said he was passing through on his way to New Braunfels to a funeral for one of his Aunts (we're half brothers). It was good to see him and he looked good...I was glad; I worry about him.

Last but not least, Smokey Jesus broke off our dating arrangement yet again. This time because I'm dating several people. He knew this early on, but unbeknownst to me, he was wrestling with his "moral conscience". Today, just today, he decided that he couldn't violate his morals any longer and that the idea of dating more than one person was foreign to him.

So, I deleted him from Facebook, deleted his number, and I deleted our text stream from my phone. I gave it another chance but obviously he's a little fucked up.

That's it in a nutshell. I'm going to start taking Vyvanse for the ADHD tomorrow. Maybe then my blog entries will be a little more cogent...but please don't hold me to it.