I kicked ass and took names....

which I then proceeded to spell correctly...except for Wildebeest...which I spelled W-i-l-d-e-r-b-e-a-s-t...wrong much?  Ya.  I missed out on the $40.00 tab.   Still I won two kick ass bundt (according to K, it's pronounced boont) cakes and two lesbianish golf visors. 

Why the weird face?  Weird, w-e-i-r-d, weird.  Because my friend, Raquel, asked me to pretend that the bundt cakes were my boobs...and that, folks, is what appears to be my "boob" face. 

And, apparently my boob face makes me look like Roger from American Dad.
 

Yup.  Dead ringer.