I love Ginger Beer...mmmmmmm K?
Watch:
See?
It's sweet. It's spicy. It's fizzy. Muy, muy bueno. And, killer with some whiskey or rum thrown in for good measure.
So, what have I been up to since my last blog? Let's see, I was officially welcomed into the temple as a new member even though I've been a member since June of last year. I got some gifts also, a mezzuzah, a cookbook from the temple sisterhood, and a T-shirt that says "Shabbat Rocks".
Because it totally does.
Um, The Electrician Affair has fizzled out, by all appearances.
Met a strange Asian guy with a wine cooler in the trunk of his Prius. I know, weird. That's just the tip of this Asian iceberg. He says he's 27, but on paper he's 42. He looks 20. Despite his age, he claims to have lost his home during the Chinese invasion of Vietnam, which I thought was in the 60's and early 70's. AND, he owns a restaurant in Houston that he works shifts at from Thursday to Sunday. Otherwise, he works as a computer programmer for City Group. Quite the character, that one. He bathes in cream once a week and has his anus waxed in Canada every three months. I'm NOT making this shit up. Why Canada? Because despite having been born in Vietnam and now living and working in the US, he's a Canadian citizen and he still gets free healthcare there...which includes having your anus waxed.
Is that why Canada is so clean?
I say it is. I'm going to call my congressman about this. I want free anal waxing for every American. I have a dream....
OH, and he gave me several hickies. Mind you, I could've prevented them if I was really paying attention. I had to borrow make up from a co-worker to cover them up. She said I could keep it which is a good thing considering I'll have the hickies for a while. So, now I have a bottle of "Caramel Beige" L'Oreal Visible Lift foundation in my messenger bag. I'm one roll of butterscotch flavored Life Savers away from having a purse.
Eh. I was headed to the drug store anyway....
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