Motherfucker!

The dog just pooed the carpet. I took her out and she pooed a huge load and then I bring her back in and she poos a huge load again...why wasn't she taken out all fucking day? Where the hell was Stephen? Now, the poor dog thinks she's in trouble...she confided in me. I assured her that if Stephen yells at her I'm going to tear his balls off with my bare hands...she believed me.