It's an old Mexijewish wives' tale. It is said that it stalks it's victims at lunch time. Once it finds a weak link, it pounces and smothers the hapless victim with its chocolate icing of death. Within a few seconds it's all over.
There has never been any concrete evidence of the Muffin Monster's existence...until NOW!!
Behold!
Oh the humanity! It's as if it happened yesterday. But, it actually happened today. There was nothing I could do for the victim. May she rest in sugar and carb laden peace. May this freak of pastry nature meet its end within my lifetime. Until then, beware, and use protection:
You should so post this picture on Facebook.
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