because I can't eat anything when I'm stressed out. My body rebels and says, "No sir, I'm not having it." Seriously, that's what it says with a British accent. For reals. All I can stomach is soups, water, and Ensure. Ensure has 350 calories per serving...no joke. It's literally keeping me alive. That cold bottle of creamy slightly metallic goodness is now my life force.
My next worry, aside from my broken heart and 2 years of my life torn to pieces, is constipation...I don't think ensure has any fiber. Wait, check that. According to my sources, Ensure has 3 grams of fiber per serving....hell yes!
How will I know I'm getting better? Memories of Stephen won't feel like a searing knife in my chest. I'll find pleasure in the little things again. I'll sooooo start dating many a hot man. And, Ensure will gracefully bow out of my life until I need her again...
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