If I were to stage a coup d'etat on my "supervisor" here's what I'd do:
1. Not obsess about what time employees came in before 8:30am.
2. I would create a uniform system for filing charts
3. I would turn the fucking lights on in my office
4. I'd have the office thoroughly disinfected before using it
5. I'd have weekly meetings to compare information, voice concerns, and train on changes in pharm co policies
6. I'd standardize all of our forms and make sure they were written with proper grammar and spelling
7. Blogging at work would be punishable by death
8. Weak and sad attempts at looking like Liza Minelli in Cabaret would be punishable by death
9. I'd hire a cute little hottie to take my place as Admin Assistant (so as to soften the transition).
10. And last but not least, I'd bring breakfast tacos every Friday for my staff.
I'm forwarding this to Dutch Boy as I type. It was nice knowing you.
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